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Turd CircusMarket

We proudly welcome Turd Circus to our roster of fabulous marketeers.

Yes folks, we have Mr. #2 himself and his absolute perfection of gifting goodness.

If you have a fondness for lies, smut, insights into the human condition, ninjas, mantras, brown is your favourite colour — plus you’re morally bankrupt and vaguely humanoid: Then you’ve found a kindred spirit in the Mahogany Log, the Brownest of the Brown, he who goes by the code name Number Two: the very cheeky Ringmaster himself.

Currently, with three illustrated volumes and a collection of smouldering Turd Merchandise, this One Man Brown Imperium is literally pushing shit uphill ever closer to the Great Ceramic In The Sky. So to speak. 
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